Here are a few of the things I'd change today to make my world just a little better place to be:
1. Spiders would not be household creatures. If they did come in the house, they certainly wouldn't jump when you tried to hit them with a red plastic dog toy shaped like a hammer.
2. The "closest" towel to the coffee spill would not be one of the white ones from the main bathroom.
3. Once the weather cooled down it would stay cool and not suddenly get hot for no good reason.
4. Folding clothes for Andrew would not be a useless effort and said clothes would actually make it to his dresser rather than staying in a wadded-up ball in the laundry basket.
5. My hormones would recognize that 36 years old is way beyond the teenage years and thus acne should be a thing of my past, not my present.
6. A maid, a cook, a financial planner, a chauffeur, a professional organizer, a personal trainer and a private masseuse would suddenly appear on my doorstep, perform their various tasks and disappear like a band of ninja spider monkeys.
Please feel free to solve any of these burning problems and/or provide any of the necessary professionals at your leisure.....
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